Transcript: Waiting Room

Backpack Picnic
Episode “Waiting room”

Patient: Isnt back pain the greatest, I just realized it hurts to write on a surface this high.
Nurse: Hmm, you are short arent you?
Man: So how did you hurt yours?
Patient: Oh cleaning the bathtub.
Dusty Thorp: Nice, it is always something stupid, I hurt mine getting something out of the truck of my car.
Patient: How come you never hear anybody having their back when they do anything important?
Dusty Thorp: You know, like saving a kid.
Patient: Yeah or pointing out a escape tiger to a zookeeper.
Dusty Thorp: Super important.
Crazy patient: Why was your bathtub so dirty?
Patient: Hundreds of bats. So what was so important that you had the guy out of that trunk?
Nurse: Dusty Thorp?
Dusty Thorp: Well wish me luck.
Nurse: No cell phones.
Patient: Ok, short man complex.
Nurse: I read lips.
Arm guy: What is a nine letter word for…
Crazy patient: Imbroglio.
Arm guy: Huh, he is right, yeah!
Nurse: No celebrating.
Patient: How did you…
Crazy patient: How did I know what were teams going to be?
Arm guy: I hurt the tops of my feet.
Patient: Uh hi.
Nurse: Yes.
Patient: I was just wondering if you knew how long is going to be before I could see the Doctor.
Nurse: Um, no.
Crazy patient: I know.
Patient: It is just that waiting is making the pain in my back throb and…
Nurse: No Gerunds.
Arm guy: Ha, ha, ha gerunds.
Dusty Thorp: Well, I feel much better. Thanks tiny see you next week.
Nurse: You bet, bye, bye.
Doctor: Next.