Transcript: Suppression Prequel

Backpack Picnic
Episode “Suppression Prequel”

Housewife in Green: Surprise!
Housewife in Red: Ah hahaha what’s this?
Housewife in Green: The stem of a beautiful flower.
Housewife in Red: Why are you giving it to me?
Housewife in Green: Are you not my lover?
Housewife in Red: No!
Housewife in Green: Therefore the beautiful flower portion has been removed, leaving you only with this ridiculous stem.
Housewife in Red: Hmm, should I put it into water?
Housewife in Green: Mmm, are you not my lover?
Housewife in Red: Oh, ho, ho, ho.
Both: Stem ,stem, stem, stem, stem, stem, stem, stem, stem.
Housewife in Green: How was your morning?
Housewife in Red: Thanks!
Housewife in Green: Good, good!
Housewife in Red: Yours?
Housewife in Green: I appreciate that!
Housewife in Red: Oh good!
Housewife in Red: We should make a video! You know to help others learn to communicate better.
Housewife in Green: That is a great idea and I can tell that you’re serious.
Housewife in Red: Heck yea I am serious this isn’t going to be another snake sitting service.
Housewife in Green: Snake sitting was a nice idea but this is really something.
Housewife in Red: Heck yea its something, its everything this is going to be our ticket out of here.
Housewife in Green: Do we have everything that we need?
Housewife in Red: Let’s check come on.
Both: (humming)
Housewife in Green: I forget what we are looking for.
Housewife in Red: Me too, I wish we had a video we could watch to remind us.
Housewife in Green: We should make one
Both: And scene.
Housewife in Red: Here, now all we have to do is watch this to remember what we came n here for in the first place. Lunch break is over, I guess those snakes aren’t going to sit themselves.
Both: (hissing)
Housewife in Green: Cake for dinner?
Housewife in Red: Fuck if I know!