Transcript: Soccer Bullies

Backpack Picnic
Episode: “Soccer Bullies”

Mitch: Where do you think you are going?
Victim: Over there to play soccer.
Mitch: Oh really?
Dave: Not so fast kid.
Bully: You got to pay the toll.
Victim: Oh, OK I am 30 and my toll are the taxes that I pay for this park, so.
Dave: No toll no gooooooaaaaaal, yeah Mexican announcer. Oh man, look out!
Victim: I will be right back.
Girl: Is he going to be OK?
Dr. Joplin: Oh yeah, he has got it under control.
Mitch: He is going for the branch.
Victim: Bad bully, bad bully.
Mitch: Coming around sucker, I got it, I have got it now. No, no I don’t wanna fall down.
Girl: What just happened?
Dr. Joplin: What just happened?
Girl: Dr. Joplin.
Dr. Joplin: Thanks, Counselor Jeremy was bullied a lot as a kid but he has really come a long way, I know it may look pretty silly but his coping mechanisms have changed lives.
Girl: I have got to go home.
Dr. Joplin: See you at the barbecue.
Counselor mike, I hope you all brought your issues, because it is time to play Psycho soccer ology.
Dr. Joplin: What did you just make that up, kid?