Transcript: Rock Story

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Episode “Rock Story”

Fighting baby: Yeah you cry now, you cry.
Dave: Anyways so there I was marching along to the beat of my very own drum when all of a sudden I saw what must've been the most gorgeous rock I've ever seen, just sitting there amongst the common pebbles on the sidewalk. Right away I could sense that this rock had a story to tell and being a geologist I was all ears. Where did you come from?
But I can hardly believe what I heard, that rock told me how a ridiculous rock fairy bop him with her wand and then put him with a bunch of other rocks and told them all about her plan. Apparently she needed their help to lead a very special person to a magical some place called the truth. And do you think I could be that very special person?
Rock: There is only one way to find out, you've got to find that map sheet and then all the other rocks and then you have to put the rocks on the maps in the right order and then you have to find all the other maps and put them on top of the biggest rock you can find and then that big rock better be the right one that is next to the other big rocks that go together on a larger map.
So are you following me? It goes map, rock, map, rock, map, rock back and forth like that, it is a big stack of maps in rocks and you have to follow that to the truth.
Dave: Then I say look out truth, because here I come. Well it was pretty easy, I thought it was good be a lot harder with all the stuff that you told me I had to do. I have finally found the truth and it was mine for the raping.
Policeman: Raping? Okay and that's when you shot all these dolphins?
Dave: I guess.
Policeman: Ah huh, I see and where were you planning on taking these dolphins sir?
Dave: I have to get them to Mr. Marving Amazelous in time for the big competition.
Policeman: Uh huh.
Policeman 2: Uh huh, and that’s when you killed the first cop and turned the dolphin eating German into a getaway sled?
Dave: So that's how I became Santa Claus.
Kid: Whatever dad.
Dave: I am so serious, go upstairs and go to sleep right now or no presents for you.
Kid: I don't want that gross crap anyways.
Dave: March.
Kid: Stupid dead dolphins