Transcript: Old Computer

Backpack Picnic
Episode “Old Computer”

Mitch: Thank you David.
David: yeah, no problem.
Mitch: I don’t know what’s going on, I just need to check a few emails and my internet has been going down all week. Ok my gosh that is an old computer.
David: Yes, yes it is. Okay, there you go, it will take a second to warm up but it will do the trick.
Mitch: Is this you’re uh, your new laptop?
David: Well it is new to me.
Mitch: This is like a dinosaur, oh hmm.
David: What have you found Dr. Baker?
Mitch: Dr. Bailey I didn’t see you sitting there. Yes I have found a fine specimen of the elictricus rediculousaurus. This here is a fine example of its young. The umbilical cord is still attached through the millennia. How old is this?
David: Uh, I don’t really know actually, my neighbors kid found it.
Mitch: And it works?
David: Mmm hmm.
Mitch: He found it, I don’t believe you.
David: Hey Kyle, uh Mitch doesn’t believe that you found my computer.
Kyle: Right in there.
David: In that rock?
Kyle: Yeah.
Mitch: Oh my god it is a dinosaur.
David: What the hell?
Mitch: Who cares man we are going to be rich and famous. Screw you kid. Yeah!
Guy: Thanks for this man.
Shannon: No problem.
Guy: Yeah I need to get DSL or something.
Shannon: All set, oh hey I told you about this right?
Guy: Totally.
David: You guys, hey, hey, my computers a million years old!
Shannon: It is now.
Guy: Shannon opened a time hole to dinosaur times.
Kyle: Full circle bitch.