Transcript: Kid-Puter Korner - Ghost Hat

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Episode “Ghost Hat”

Announcer: Let's all go to Kidputer Corner at the intersection of kids and computers, there is a factory and lots of things to see, and hear and read and memorize things. Brad is not here we have a guest now, Computer Kornow, I mean Corner, all right.
Marcus: It sure has been a few crazy weeks here at Kidputer Corner, sometimes it was downright difficult but through it all one thing did remain the same, I was honest. That is important to me, to keep it real, because I do not want to die with any regrets. You know some people think if you die with regrets your soul is doomed to roam the earth, haunting the living by reliving all the horrible lies you told. Hmm, who wants that? Not me.
Ghost Hat: I do.
Marcus: Who said that?
Ghost Hat: I did.
Marcus: Well who are you?
Ghost Hat: I am.
Marcus: I mean what is your name?
Ghost Hat: I am ghost hat, the hat ghost.
Marcus: Well welcome to Kidputer Corner ghost hat.
Ghost Hat: Thanks, do you have any hats that I can haunt?
Marcus: Huh, let's see I had a beanie with a propeller on it.
Ghost Hat: Awesome I have always wanted to haunt a propeller beanie.
Marcus: Well let me get it for you.
Ghost Hat: I can make it fly around like a helicopter, I love helicopters. I love to spell helicopters, H O L E P C O P T R.
Marcus: Uh, hat ghost I think you spelled holepcoptr.
Ghost Hat: Where is that beanie? I am excited.
Marcus: Here you go.
VHS Tape: Hold on their ghost hat.
Ghost Hat: VHS tape, what are you doing here?
VHS Tape: I am here to prevent you from making a horrible mistake.
Ghost Hat: But I love propeller beanies.
VHS Tape: I know ghost hat, but that does not mean that you can drop your other responsibilities like spelling.
Shannon: Could you just add the word responsibilities in there?
Marcus: Just flash it? Yeah, consider it done.
Ghost Hat: You are going to edit Shannon out right?
Marcus: Oh ghost hat I always edit Shannon the show.
Ghost Hat: But I am responbisle.
VHS Tape: Really?
Ghost Hat: Yeah.
VHS Tape: Oh, well okay.
Marcus: All right that is ghost hat, now we're going to talk to Shannon who is the voice behind…
Ghost Hat: Hey, hey, hey I still have six more guys down here to talk to, I have not talked to flash drive or borrow Tom Waits CD.
Marcus: Well ghost hat that sounds great and all we really do not have much time and I want to talk about...
Ghost Hat: Hey, hey, hey you approved the script.
Marcus: Yes, I approved of the script. I think it is a good script but we do not have time to do your whole show today. This is my show this is Kidputer Corner.
Ghost Hat: You promised time for ghost hat.
Shannon: Um, may be we should just go.
Ghost Hat: Sit down. You are a liar.
Marcus: I am not a liar.
Ghost Hat: When you lie to me I feel angry.
Marcus: I told you that if you came on my show you would have some time for ghost hat and that has happened.
Ghost Hat: You are a controlling prick.
Marcus: There are, there are kids listening to you right now.
Ghost Hat: I don't care. Okay kids you need to stop watching the show right now, you need to get your pants and you need to tell them right now that…
You love them, well that is what happened this week on Kidputer Corner, hope you had a blast and learned a thing or two about puppets. You know Shannon got pretty mad today, but unfortunately he let his feelings do the thinking and that always leads to trouble. So remember that next time that you feel mad or sad, just pretend like you don't. If you tell yourself you are happy you will become happy, honest.