Transcript: Hey Hey

Backpack Picnic
Episode “Hey, hey”

Rolled Split: Hello I am Rolled Split, from Split Stream. I am here to talk to you today about a problem that is screaming in your face America, Baby cheetah murder. Each year thousands of baby cheetahs are needlessly killed in the name of profits by huge corporations. Don’t let this happen. Don’t take your children for example to the picnics, the corporate picnics. Never forget that children are watching, the guy over there is chopping up cheetahs. I am Rolled Split, say it straight.
I am serious, Clay shut it.
Hey there you are again; somehow you keep getting in here. Even though I put you out. Take a hint, what part of no don’t you understand. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way, I remember that day. That brought you inside for the rest of my life.
Hey, hey everybody play with the thing that I put in the corner yesterday. Oh no, put it back down, because I think it went bad overnight somehow. Here, here push it through the door, I wish I could remember what I brought it in for. Dumb, dumb I wasn’t really thinking, it seemed pretty fun until it started stinking.
That was all a flash back yeah. I am singing to the thing right now. I don’t know what you are but you’re always around. You still smell bad and I still remember yelling. God damn there it is again, you put it outside but it got back in. Crap, crap, I think it’s the same, must have got muddier sitting in the rain. Shit, shit we really got to get, like a bucket or a pale or it really won’t fit. Food, food because you need a beer. Everybody run because the thing is getting bigger.
And it grew and grew and grew. And we still don’t know what you were, then his mom came into the room and that’s when I said… Hey, hey we got to get away from the thing that I put on the porch yesterday. Oh no, it’s filling up the kitchen, she's on the other side but I hear your mother bitching. Run hide, go to the garage, hide behind the tools and the lawn mowers. Balls, balls your mother said you’re grounded; I really shouldn’t left that stupid thing you grab founded. Boo hoo, this thing sucks.
Hey come along do the bee swat. Dance to our song it’s the bee swat, waving your arms so crazy. Wow this dance is amazing. Alpheus, look out for those bees.