Transcript: Gay Adoption

Backpack Picnic
Epsiode “Gay adoption”

Garage Sale Guy: Everything on that table s five dollars, I just couldn’t find my little stickers.

Ted: Thanks, you hav ea lot of nice things.

Garage Sale Guy: Yep, and that stuff s all negotiable, so I will have to price it for you. If there is anything you really want, I am sure we could ome to some sort of agreemant.

Roger: Ted.

Ted: Oh my god Roger.Lets go we have to call the poice.

Roger: O am not leaving without thi sbaby.

Ted: Wait.

Garage Sale Guy: Yeah it’s a pin, hand crafted, its got a blue handle…

Ted: Now Roger! No! Save the baby! Throw him now! I got you little buddy, it safe.

Garage Sale Guy: It is not going to explode, it is a practice grenade. See the blue handle, it means practice.

Mother: My baby! They tried to steal my baby. Are you alright my lover?

Garage Sale Guy: Yes.

Ted: But it was in a box!
Mother:That is his car seat! Yall people make me sick!

Woman Announcer: Gay couples continue to fight for adoption rights, wont you help us fight back? Paid for by the Morally righteous families for american justice.